NASH

Wednesday, August 23, 2006; Comments

Have you ever get a phone call and it always end upwith you saying

SORRY WRONG NUMBER!

well i got them

but why i wanna point this out is that

i have been getting

the "sorry wrong number" thing so many times

i mean is it me

or is it the fact that my phone has been damned quiet these days

i wish it stayed tat way

without

wrong ppl calling me

REMEMBER MY NUMBER IS

81451796

and

NOT

81454796

81457796

SO WHEN YOU DIAL THAT NUMBER

DIAL PROPERLY

lazy fingers

wads with ppl nowadays

i'm depressed enough alr

now wanna iritate the shit out of me

ahahhaha

past few days i have been like bugs bunny saying

" sorry wrong number"

ppl that call me seriously have nth to do with me

but u can't fault them

at times of emergency

their fingers tend to dial wrong numbers

just imagine how would you react

if a star were to call u accidentally

like for example colin ferrell or sth

if it was me i would say

"WAD THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U! I AM NOT KELLY. YOUR WIFE'S DEAD!

and oh by the way

SORRY WRONG NUMBER!"

The picture above is joe horn a really hopeless football player for which unfortunate team

i wouldn't wan to noe...

i firgured he tried to call for help or sth u noe

calling his famous football stars for help in the tactics or sth

but wad the hell they say football players are pretty dumb

so guess who he called

"hello is this michael jordan? oh hi, i am ur biggest fan, i am joe horn and i need your help in my football game now...could u tell me how to erm...fly? "

he forgets michael jordan plays basketball and can't swing a bat or throw football for nuts!!!

hahaha ok just joking ppl

i love jordan too ya noe...

but seriously ppl , u all should take note when u dail phone numbers

it cost ok...and watch the time you call at...

i also wanna post this is because

my sleep...i was in deep sleep ...till my phone rang

SHOCKINGLY!!

cos my phone went like zombiefied after YOU-KNOW-WHAT happened

and obviously ...not surprising its a wrong number again!!

tell me how many times can u get ur numbers wrong

HUH!!

SOME ASSHOLE call

for ROSLAN

there are some that start scolding

and well it was too late for them to realise its

the

wrong NUMBER!

you all make me laugh ...i sometimes imagine you all to be some kind of cartoons

trying to make my life worst than it already is

HALLO! i noe singapore is freaking small and boring...can't you just wait for a few more years!!!

till the CASINO is build or sth....

leave me alone

THANK YOU VERY NICE...

and there are some who got into some trouble

needs help to bail themselve out

but have forgotten their dearest mother's number

try their luck in dailing any number

hopefully its some loaded samaritan

that would buy the story that you are their long lost relative

from far away

and was wronged by rich dirty ppl

well if i got that kindda call i would say

" hey you know wad bro...i'll visit u from time to time alright... stay in there, they have free shelter and food....be good now ....and oh i just remembered

i dun have a brother....

sorry wrong number!"

now a days with young ladies reproducing...they wanna chuck their babies aside

so wad do the babies do...

they vow to find their rightfull mother

by calling the whole globe

hey wad can u say

babies are getting smarter these days

with great advanced technology

anything is possible

i can bet you they will ask

" why didn't you insist on dad wearing a condom! or else i wouldn't be here and have to go thru the phonebook just to find you ..."

some either couldn't read the numbers properly or seriously need help to understand that the philipino maid gave him a wrong number because he just wanted to get away from him

!!!

serious some call me twice

using another language

if i am not wrong was in tamil

asking

" where have you been???"

twice!!!

i keep telling them that

i am at home and..............

SORRY WRONG NUMBER!!!!

I COULD MAKE A POETRY OUT OF THIS

like ....

sorry wrong number

days have been silent

the quiet nites

the lonely mornings

with a sudden "ring"

startled the heart

when answered with a smile

ended with a frown

and

saying

'SORRY WRONG NUMBER'

all hopes was gone

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or i could do a movie

well above is a movie done in the olden days

see i told you

i bet it irritate the directors out there

that they have to get it done in the movies

well at least what i posted here got into the movies

and was the title too

SORRY WRONG NUMBER!

they also have plays

on sorry wrong number

see wad one irritance can be anothers great idea

to great big cash

damn only if i was fast enough

i could have patented

the title

SORRY WRONG NUMBER

and those who uses them as their play titles or movie titles or poem titles

or any such titles with sorry wrong number

will have to pay me royalties

hah!

ok ok enough nash we get ur point--

some actually got the right number but preferEd to say

sorry wrong number

for their safety

hahhaha

cracks me up...

i think i did that to my dearest mumsy a few times

when i got her on the wrong mood swing

hahha

one good tip

to get off the phone quickly

say

SORRY WRONG NUMBER!

HAHAHHAHA

life can never be so irritating

but without irritance

i honestly will have to admit my life will be dull

that is why sometimes when ppl find me an irritance

i always tell my self that they just wanted to say

how much i make their life so vibrant and fun...hahaha

always look on the bright sight

AND WATCH THE DIAL WHEN U Dial....

SIGNING OUT

nash BUUUUURRRRNNN------pooof